Dear Hugh,

I very much enjoyed your television program, “Hugh’s Chicken Run” which aired a few weeks ago. I understand hearty congratulations are in order! Your successful petitioning of the giant supermarket chains has resulted in Tesco’s announcement today that the price of their standard birds will fall to £1.99 each! This represents tremendous value for money for the consumer! You should be very proud!

Now, I wonder if you’d be able to do an exposè on the some of the terrible, awful things that go on in the middle east oil trade could you? We could use some of your campaigning power there, too.

Yours Faithfully

Concerned, of Sheffield.

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